Once, when first learning to ride a horse, like an idiot, surely thinking of old Clint Eastwood western flicks I'd watched, I thought to jump a creek.
Heck, it was only about 3 feet of muddy stream water... so you can see where this is headed.
Head-over-heals, as the horse reared up and bucked right at the edge, me executing a near perfect flip right into that mud, deep wet slippery mud.
So, NO I've never fell into the mud... I basically dived in.
HYE walked in on some one getting intimate with themselves?