KrakenJokes
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"Sometimes I can't tell if he's looking at my face or my tits."
"Maybe he's looking at both!"
"Maybe he's looking at both!"
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KrakenJokes
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And if that one wasn't 'cool' enough for ya, this one'll surely get you going!
KrakenJokes
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It seems I have the room to myself...
Might as well make myself more comfortable!
Honestly me sense of humor is centered on physical comedy, sarcasm, hyperbole, and the occasional turn-a-phrase.
My room, my cave, so safe and warm,
And cold and hot, but never storms.
I like to flaunt my shit in stride,
My cave a reason to abide.
With fluttered thoughts my brain awakes,
And stretching slowly it awakes,
I see a mirror on the wall
And through it's gaze I can recall
A summer's day, midwinter, fall!
Anything to do at all
But to these thoughts I say, "BEHAVE!"
....
It's too damn cozy in my cave
Sleep deprived Kraken sends his regards,
Many a lovely day, y'all!
Might as well make myself more comfortable!
Honestly me sense of humor is centered on physical comedy, sarcasm, hyperbole, and the occasional turn-a-phrase.
My room, my cave, so safe and warm,
And cold and hot, but never storms.
I like to flaunt my shit in stride,
My cave a reason to abide.
With fluttered thoughts my brain awakes,
And stretching slowly it awakes,
I see a mirror on the wall
And through it's gaze I can recall
A summer's day, midwinter, fall!
Anything to do at all
But to these thoughts I say, "BEHAVE!"
....
It's too damn cozy in my cave
Sleep deprived Kraken sends his regards,
Many a lovely day, y'all!
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KrakenJokes
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Edited, forgot to add a line. Needed that meter to make a little sense
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