Game Here is the answer, what is the insane question?

[Englishflower]

Who mowed the lawn lolz

Icecream and an ostrich feather

 

[NerdiGuy]

How do you entice an overweight stripper to date you?

Siss, boom, baa...

 

[AlexWS]

What I say every time I cum.

Superman figurine and a used condom.

 

[Calazviel]

What did they determine to be the source of your latest bowel impaction when you went for your colonoscopy?

Salty sweet tears of revenge

 

[Minnie79]

What did I use to lube my enormous dildo before shoving it up the ex's arse?

Wet grass on a spring morning.

 

[Calazviel]

How did my chest hair look after she had been straddling me for a hot and heavy session?

Lewdly mooning the vicar's wife

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

What is @Calazviel known around town for?

Throwing up in a boot.

 

[Riverside]

What was Andy doing down in the basement?

Vintage music and a shot of Laphroaig

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

What does Grandma require every other day?

A dead cockroach floating in a coffee cup.

 

[Calazviel]

What gets me hard every time?

Four shallow graves in the back garden

 

[Riverside]

Where did you put the 4 blackbirds, in a pie, no... Then where?

Downside up with a flowerpot stuck on my shoulder.

 

[Minnie79]

How were you after your fight with Charlie Dimmock at the Chelsea Flower Show?

Nipple tassels and a pair of pink wellington boots.

 

[Riverside]

What were you wearing when you beat Charlie Dimmock at the dig-off?


5 cats 4 hens and a spaniel...

 

[TBig88M]

What will you be serving our guests this weekend?


A carton of menthol sigarets, a jar of pickles and a necklace made from an Jaguar ornament.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

What did my latest music album cover feature?

"No you fucken didn't!!"

 

[Riverside]

So... This one time, in bandcamp, I think I tickled you so hard, your knickers came off, didn't I?

A bad case of the hop along harrys.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

What did I wake up next to this morning?

Army print on half my face.

 

[Riverside]

Just how did you get out of there alive with no makeup?

Ohhhhhh, I see, said the blind man.

 

[Calazviel]

What did the man say when you presented your fingers for him to smell?

I see the fish market has reopened

 

[Hotcarter76]

Is that why Karen got excited?

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