C Calazviel Guest Sep 21, 2020 #681 What is the minimum mandated requirement for an orgy as per the FCN constitution? 11 roleplayers on LSD
What is the minimum mandated requirement for an orgy as per the FCN constitution? 11 roleplayers on LSD
Hotcarter76 Resident FCN Regular Sep 21, 2020 #682 Is that a new FCN chat room? Cruising the aisles at the supermarket.
Oldgymrat Resident FCN Regular Sep 21, 2020 #683 If im looking for slightly used anal lube where s the best place to scrape some up? I'll take three cases and a bottle of tums...
If im looking for slightly used anal lube where s the best place to scrape some up? I'll take three cases and a bottle of tums...
C Calazviel Guest Sep 23, 2020 #684 Ahhh sir the new aphrodisiac has arrived in this week, straight from the jungles of South America, potent stuff we assure you, but does have some gastric side effects, how much will you be wanting? Masturbating furiously into a sock Last edited by a moderator: Sep 23, 2020
Ahhh sir the new aphrodisiac has arrived in this week, straight from the jungles of South America, potent stuff we assure you, but does have some gastric side effects, how much will you be wanting? Masturbating furiously into a sock
Oldgymrat Resident FCN Regular Sep 23, 2020 #685 Little Billy misunderstood when trying to talk to. Amanda about sex and she said.. why don't you stuff a sock in it? Wow... i can't believe it all fit!
Little Billy misunderstood when trying to talk to. Amanda about sex and she said.. why don't you stuff a sock in it? Wow... i can't believe it all fit!
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Sep 23, 2020 #686 What did @Oldgymrat proudly attempt to proclaim/pronounce with a record breaking WHOLE packet of marshmallows shoved into his mouth hole? If you poke it, it moves.
What did @Oldgymrat proudly attempt to proclaim/pronounce with a record breaking WHOLE packet of marshmallows shoved into his mouth hole? If you poke it, it moves.
C Calazviel Guest Sep 23, 2020 #687 What did the necrophile say to the court in his defence? Slap the thigh and ride the wave in Last edited by a moderator: Sep 23, 2020
A AlexWS Resident FCN Regular Sep 29, 2020 #688 What the McGurkin twins told me the night they asked me to sleepover at their house in the 8th grade. $20 bill, chewing gum, and a boatload of fireworks
What the McGurkin twins told me the night they asked me to sleepover at their house in the 8th grade. $20 bill, chewing gum, and a boatload of fireworks
C Calazviel Guest Oct 28, 2020 #690 What did you give her on the sixth day of Christmas? A freshly shaven scrotum dipped in butterscotch
Oldgymrat Resident FCN Regular Oct 28, 2020 #691 Im stuck .... ran out of ideas for our sports bar dessert menu... anybody have any ideas??? DAMN...... gimme that...
Im stuck .... ran out of ideas for our sports bar dessert menu... anybody have any ideas??? DAMN...... gimme that...
C Calazviel Guest Nov 1, 2020 #692 Really the double spicy, extra girthy foot long, are you sure sir? Melted like butter in mouth
MissLed Resident FCN Regular Nov 1, 2020 #694 That's not all that melts in there, is it? I've already told you ,., You can't put that there .
MissLed Resident FCN Regular Nov 1, 2020 #696 That's how many times you want to tip me? Oh the beauty of it .
Argoram Resident FCN Regular Dec 10, 2020 #697 Why do you keep a squid around? It’s vibrational frequency, of course.
Argoram Resident FCN Regular Dec 10, 2020 #698 Are you up for having sex with a polar bear? There’s no way that fits
T Thalassa Guest Dec 10, 2020 #699 Do you think I can hold 5 lbs of jelly beans in my mouth? Wash it first!
Argoram Resident FCN Regular Dec 10, 2020 #700 Why are there stains all over your bed? Never drink it