Frank95Ohio Member FCN Regular May 16, 2020 #541 Q. Why are bananas yellow? A. One massive Bad Dragon Dildo.
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular May 16, 2020 #542 What do you think I should buy your Mum for Mothers day? Get off!!
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular May 16, 2020 #543 What orders do you have for this sub? I could not.
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular May 16, 2020 #544 Could you say no to a Subway cookie? There's corn in it!
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular May 16, 2020 #545 Why, what's wrong with my pickup line? It was a ticking bomb.
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular May 16, 2020 #546 How do we describe a hungry post Carona vagina? Just put it on the side of the plate
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular May 16, 2020 #547 The roleplay dick has breathed its last. What do we do with the ghost? I am going to ride shotgun.
Oldgymrat Resident FCN Regular May 17, 2020 #548 I say we go downtown wearing green body paint and red wigs...and if anyone makes eye contact we spin around yelling "I am a tulip behold it is spring" and then the guy in the bee suit shows up to cross pollinate us... It wasnt bad until they added the ice
I say we go downtown wearing green body paint and red wigs...and if anyone makes eye contact we spin around yelling "I am a tulip behold it is spring" and then the guy in the bee suit shows up to cross pollinate us... It wasnt bad until they added the ice
C Calazviel Guest May 17, 2020 #549 How do you find your slushie? Sedimentary, igneous and metamorphic
RavishMeTender69 Resident FCN Regular May 17, 2020 #550 Three kings filled me with rock-hard cocks last night. Could you please remind me what their names were? Me. Meeee. Pick Meeeeee.
Three kings filled me with rock-hard cocks last night. Could you please remind me what their names were? Me. Meeee. Pick Meeeeee.
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular May 17, 2020 #551 I'm in a murderous mood tonight. Who should I kill first? The bumblebees came out buzzing.
Frank95Ohio Member FCN Regular May 17, 2020 #552 What would happen if one was to explore while naked through the woods covered in honey? A set of fox ears and anal tail butt plug.
What would happen if one was to explore while naked through the woods covered in honey? A set of fox ears and anal tail butt plug.
C Calazviel Guest May 17, 2020 #553 John what props have you bought for the church's recreation of The Passion of the Christ? Itching burning sensations
John what props have you bought for the church's recreation of The Passion of the Christ? Itching burning sensations
T Thalassa Guest May 17, 2020 #554 What would you wish on your enemy's nether regions? It's the most psychedelic experience ever.
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular May 17, 2020 #555 Heard you threw up the rainbow cake. Was it bad? Didgeridoo on Sunday.
Oldgymrat Resident FCN Regular May 17, 2020 #556 Are you all right? I know you were out on the town last night but what where those sounds from behind the bathroom door? Well.... somebody had to do it!
Are you all right? I know you were out on the town last night but what where those sounds from behind the bathroom door? Well.... somebody had to do it!
Flopsy Resident FCN Regular May 17, 2020 #557 Why would you think wearing a fish as a toupee was good idea? It was a mouse in a lime green dress.
T Thalassa Guest May 17, 2020 #558 Why did your computer mouse have salad on top of it? Jump as high as you can and run like the wind!
Someguy1323 Surfer FCN Regular May 17, 2020 #559 So, tell me, who raided your sock drawer again? Edit. Can you explain how you reinacted that screen from e.t.? The, claws....they hurt so much!
So, tell me, who raided your sock drawer again? Edit. Can you explain how you reinacted that screen from e.t.? The, claws....they hurt so much!
Flopsy Resident FCN Regular May 17, 2020 #560 What kept poking you in the butt last night, you were moaning a lot..? So anyway there I was hanging upside down from the ceiling, completely naked, covered in honey...
What kept poking you in the butt last night, you were moaning a lot..? So anyway there I was hanging upside down from the ceiling, completely naked, covered in honey...