How did you lure a bear into your bedroom the first time?
My toe is a flat bloody pulp.
My toe is a flat bloody pulp.
Game Here is the answer, what is the insane question?
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Thalassa
Guest
Why don't you tell us, in a witty way, what happens when someone sticks it all up in the butt?
I shaved my head, then painted it blue and green and bedazzled it, to look just like my downstairs.
I shaved my head, then painted it blue and green and bedazzled it, to look just like my downstairs.
So you didn't do anything special yesterday someguy?
6 ribs, a half pound of pulled pork, and asparagus.
6 ribs, a half pound of pulled pork, and asparagus.
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LillyK
Guest
What did they find up the criminals body cavity outside the smoked meat food cart?
It's hard, long, wet and points straight up!
It's hard, long, wet and points straight up!
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Calazviel
Guest
Why are you hugging the floor and leaking from every cavity?
The scent of freshly mown grass in Summer
The scent of freshly mown grass in Summer
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Calazviel
Guest
How's the camel hump?
Aided by two Spanish waiters and a monkey wearing a fez
Aided by two Spanish waiters and a monkey wearing a fez
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Calazviel
Guest
What are the secret ingredients that give body and silkiness to your morning smoothie?
A delicately placed sprig of ginger
A delicately placed sprig of ginger
Did you crawl in that oven to role play Hansel and Gretel again?
7 opened handywipes
7 opened handywipes
..( Trial run for me lol
What's the newest massage therapy technique?
A bucket of broken dildos.
A bucket of broken dildos.
C
Calazviel
Guest
If androids dream of electric sheep, what does Jim dream about?
T
Thalassa
Guest
You gotta add the next bit for the next poster.
What's a way to piss off users?
I like getting caught by my neighbors.
I like getting caught by my neighbors.
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