Hey there, thought I'd start off with a joke...

[research5867]

While he was visiting, my father asked for the password to our Wi-Fi.
“It’s taped under the modem,” I told him.
After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, “Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?”

 

[research5867]

Here's another: A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Want to hear an accountant joke?” The guy next to him replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I’m 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and I’m an accountant. And the guy sitting next to me is 6’2″ tall, 225 pounds, and he’s an accountant. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?” The first guy says, “No, I don’t want to have to explain it two times.”

 

[FallenFreya]

Hello.

I'm confused why this is in the intro thread, but you haven't told us a single thing about yourself.

 

[xyzrp]

I think after a couple more jokes he'd finally get to his intro

Hey there, dude with the jokes.

 

[research5867]

I think after a couple more jokes he'd finally get to his intro

Hey there, dude with the jokes.

Thank you, its like you can see into my soul. I just felt a bit shy about posting stuff about myself. But as you said, I'll do better.....

 

[research5867]

I think after a couple more jokes he'd finally get to his intro

Hey there, dude with the jokes.

Hope you like this one....

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"

The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.

"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."

The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"

The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."

 

[xyzrp]

Dude, okay, you seem to be on a roll here.
I have got something for you to check out while you work on your intro here

https://www.freechatnow.com/forum/threads/jokes.6045/page-61

 

[Lakeside]

Welcome to FCN

I know its kinda obvious but only shy guys are shy. Just as many are confident and out-going.
The poll only covers those who fit that persona.

Good luck with the research.

Ls x

 

[research5867]

Dude, okay, you seem to be on a roll here.
I have got something for you to check out while you work on your intro here




omg....cant stop laughing...