There would be a lot of red accents, and a very diverse and extensive offering of scotches.
Most of the walls would have wall-sized paintings of human encounters with the devil from the Bible stories.
Mon - Fri mornings would be coffee, cheesecake, donuts, muffins and bagels with cheese, with swing jazz from 30's/40's.
Tuesdays would be Trivia night, only beer, wings and fries served.
Wednesdays would be movie night—genre or titles picked and voted for by patrons weeks in advance.
Thursdays would be darts and pizza night.
Friday nights would be an amateur live performance.
Saturday would be a club/dance vibe.
Sunday all day would be brunch.
Monday, no alcohol served—just come hang out, socialize, watch TV, read a book, whatever.
Did I go overboard?
Someone created a time machine, approached you and offered a one-way permanent trip to you. You get only one minute to decide (the world is currently on fire, so you MUST escape) and it has to be before 1900.