I need to share a dirty secret

I've never been here (or anyplace like it) but I'm here to share a dirty secret that I need to tell another person (female preferably).

 

Thats me out..

 

So whats your dirty little secret

 

At 46 I doubt that lol but hey... I've seen worse requests

 

Share away

 

That made me chortle.. quite a lot

 

Fartle actually.. *opens window*

 

Did any mushy peas escape? ️Xx️Xx

 

No that would have required a snortle

 

Would it be like the Great Escape if you snortle.....would Steve McBean escape on a motor bike? Xx

 

Why oh why do they not have a rofl emoji?

Funny stuff

 

I'm fairly certain this dude will not be sharing his dirty secret avec moi lol

 

Make sure you don't pee a little when you laugh...they may escape by raft lol ️xx️xx

 

Why not I would....I know you'd be a good listener and be very sensitive and understanding to his story...........then call the cops lol ️xx️xx