The problem is your a towel junky.....every day a new towel on Amazon or a back ally exchange with a desperate housewife.....you need a towel intervention!
The problem is your workload consists of roadkill artwork and no one is going to help. Maybe up the offer to include a Big Mac and I might be persuaded....
The problem is that despite what you have been told from birth, a garden house is not a penis. So you can ask all you want and your still not going to get one with that kind of language young lady.