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Problem is you really don’t want to. You would rather have someone cook for you.

I need to look into hang gliding.
 
The problem is you can't unwind and let yourself down and up, down and up....

I need to color this drawn zebra in MS Paint.
 
Problem is you never do laundry. You just throw your clothes away and buy new ones.

I need to do some soul searching
 
Problem is you also want to jump out of said birthday cake naked. Is that even a problem?

I need to clean the garage this weekend
 
The problem is when you went out to clean the garage you found your old stash of Hustler magazines and haven’t gotten anything done since.

I need to organize my closet
 
Problem is your secret stash of toys came tumbling out like in the cartoons and you suddenly forgot about the closet.

I need to wash my truck.
 
Problem is they have viruses and will lock up your HARD drive.

I need to buy a porn subscription
 
The problem is once you put them on nothing but a bunch of horny ugly dudes all come running for you

I need an update
 
The problem is your computer is all covered and sticky from all the porn sites you visit that the keys no longer work.

I need to go on a vacation
 
Problem is you want to make it into a sex chamber and you get odd stares when you buy lumber, screws, drywall, a swing, pole, handcuffs and butt plugs at the same time. And if you can find a store that carries all that, let me know.

I need to put in a hot tub.
 
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