Game I need to/The problem is

[Saximony]

The problem is there are about a 100 horny dudes on this site who are thinking of a different train than you are.


I need to sell my kids toy trains since he is in college.

 

[Locket44]

But you're not going to because then you can't play with them anymore


I need to get a cab now

 

[DreamerGirl1]

The problem is the cab diver is really the guy from TaxiCab Confessions and he wants you to be on his show.

I need to find a different ride.

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is I took that totally wrong and brought over an assortment of dildos of various size for you to ride. My fault. I will see if I can find a bicycle or something for you to ride. With a dildo on the seat of course.

I need to comprehend what people post on here better and not always interpret it to mean something sexual. Lol

 

[Snap75]

Problem is, as a male, sex is hardwired into the brain. I must mate to continue my blood line.

I need to stop being too analytical

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is, I think spell check took over there and what you meant to say was “I need to stop being so anal”. For some reason your phone thought you wanted to add the “ytical”. It happens.

I need to get with the times

 

[AZhoe]

The problem is you can't do multiples.

I need to work on a math paper.

 

[Saximony]

The problem is Math sucks.

I need to find my high school algebra teacher with the large tits and small ass.

 

[DD_850]

The problem is her huge tits and small ass has been turned to dust my now

I need more shows to watch.

 

[Locket44]

The only shows are pre recorded and they're all about sheep farming


I need to go to bed

 

[DD_850]

The problem you won't until somebody reads you a bedtime story. i volunteer my services

I need more cleaning supplies

 

[Saximony]

The problem is you use them to cook meth.

I need to fix my tenants plumbing leak.

 

[DD_850]

The problem is your tenants are also your parents and they'll be criticizing you every step of the way

I need a file cabinet.

 

[AZhoe]

The problem is that the file cabinet is stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

I need to apologize to Douglas Adams for the line above, but he's dead as a parrot.

 

[Saximony]

The problem is no one knows who he is.

I need to listen to some Jimmy Buffet.

 

[DreamerGirl1]

The problem is you can’t find your walkman anywhere.

I need to add to my music collection.

 

[Saximony]

The problem is you dont even know about music like mine even exists.

I need to market my music.

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is your music is basically you playing on some buckets howling at the moon.

I need to stop howling at the moon.

 

[Silver-Smile]

The problem is you do it every night buck naked in the front yard and your neighbors are tired of it.

I need to start a load of clothes.

 

[DD_850]

The problem is all of your clothes are already to sizes to small

I need a recipe book