Game I need to/The problem is

Problem is by the time you cleaned all the bubbles off you and got to the bar, I had finished off the last of the Rum. “why is the rum always gone?”

I need to buy more rum.
 
Problem is you don’t have a piano. You have a pet monkey that plays the cymbals while you sing/hum the song Louie, Louie by the Kingsmen because nobody knows what they were saying in that song.

Anyways, I need to play some records.
 
The problem is you bumped the player with your knee and caused it to switch to 45. So you went from relaxing to a form of twerking.

I need to stop laughing after seeing that
 
Problem is, like walking in on your parents having sex, some things you just can’t unsee. *shudders*

I need to get some more oils
 
Problem is nobody wants me to rub them on their body. (yeah … i answered myself lol)

I need to get some anal lube
 
Problem is you're just dreaming right now. You are asleep.

I need to find a buried treasure.
 
Problem is you drink so much you can’t remember yesterday so, really, your problem is solved by a drinking problem. Hmmmmm….

I need to get a new job
 
Problem is Snoop Dog ate them all cause he had the munchies.

I need to get motivated.
 
Problem is you’re motivational instructor is none other than the late, great Sam Kinison and his screaming in your face about everything but your motivation is having the opposite effect. OH...OOOOOOOOH!!!

I need to watch the movie Back to School again now.
 
The problems is that eyes creep you out. he is pretty funny:D

I need better internet connection
 
Problem is, the type of internet you are looking for when it comes to porn, tic-Tok, DDs sexual cam site, and dating sites ... doesn’t exist yet. Check back in 15 years when the technology will be invented that can handle your sexual lifestyle.

I need a webcam site of my own that Heidi and I can run
 
Problem is Fildos cams http is already taken.

I need to visit one of the (every 30 second) popup ads on FCN camgirl sites.
 
The problem The problem is they will catch on fire.
I need to remove your pajamas
 

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