Game I need to/The problem is

[AZhoe]

The problem is it's impossible to be less horny with the user(s) who cause that horny feeling to increase in the first place.

I need to take it easy and not give anyone a hard time.

 

[DD_850]

The problem is you get off on giving people a hard time. It's what you live for

I need to be more productive with my free time

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is by being “more productive”, you mean sticking your cock in a woman instead of your hand and there are no women around.

I need more lube

 

[Harley31]

The problem is you've used it all you hussy (I'm glad I got a case when I did You can try bacon grease but personally I'd let the dog out first or not, but don't share that story lol

I'm still horny

 

[LillyK]

The problem is your car broke down and your phone died in a small isolated town with midgets that only speak Armenian. They don't believe in hygiene and are uncivilized in many aspects.

I need a hot Epsom salt bath.

 

[AZhoe]

The problem is you misread the Epsom and instead got Epson ink instead and are now all sorts of printer colors.

I need some Skittles so I can taste the rainbow.

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is I just ate some Skittles and I don’t think you want to taste the rainbow coming out of this … let’s agree no

I need to ride the bull

 

[DD_850]

The problem is the bull is out of commission at the moment but i am a excellent replacement

I need to be less awesome

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is that is not possible. End of story.

I need to ride an alligator

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

The problem is that you can't ride it till you check its gender lol

I wanna watch a new movie

 

[DD_850]

The problem is all the theaters are closed

I need to hire more actors

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is you need to audition actors for your x-rated film.

I need to ride the wave

 

[DD_850]

The problem is you get wet too easily but I'm not complaining

I need my wet suit

 

[JMatthews]

The problem is you've used it all you hussy (I'm glad I got a case when I did You can try bacon grease but personally I'd let the dog out first or not, but don't share that story lol

I'm still horny

This is funny

 

[JMatthews]

The problem is you left it at another house

I need some new guitar strings

 

[Peony8317]

The problem is you don't have a guitar

I need to buy tampons

 

[JMatthews]

I quit buying them when beastwhore (ex) moved out

I need a radio

 

[pigheaded]

The problem is you can’t remember where you put it….

I need to eat

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is you just ate but don’t remember because you’ve been drinking all day.

I need a good stiff one right now.

 

[Saximony]

The problem is you are wanting a drink but the bartender has a stiff one in his pants for you.

I need to fix my 1965 Ford Fairlane.