Game I need to/The problem is

[DD_850]

The problem is i have your password to login and i'm not giving it back

I need to watch more shows on netflix

 

[Steve1972]

Problem is Netflix has ended your subscription and banned you from resubscribing.

I need to get a new job

 

[pigheaded]

The problem is your only qualified to delivery pizza on a unicycle while humming to Madonna tunes

I need more coffee

 

[Stanthropical]

The problem is that you have only pickle juice, you live in the middle of the woods and it just snew four feet. Yes. Snew. Deal with it.

I need more free, uninterrupted time to scalp the market.

 

[pigheaded]

The problem is your too busy playing footsie with small barn yard animals

I need to go to the store

 

[Stanthropical]

The problem is that it's a dream and you don't really need to go to the store, because if you attempt to go to the store, you'd get attacked by tomatoes and eaten by a sharknado.

I need to buy an electric bike.

 

[pigheaded]

The problem is, they don’t come with training wheels and might get your cape caught in the spokes on your way to your weekly cosplay bowling tournament

I need to buy some new pants

 

[AZhoe]

The problem is there is a supply chain issue and the only clothes available are green socks and bullet-proof vests.

I need to clean up my desk.

 

[Locket44]

The problem is that somebody has placed your desk in the elevator which is now stuck on the 88th floor

I need to log out

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is you can’t mentally do it. Every time you say to yourself “This is it. I am doing it for real this time. Here I go. I am logging out. Pressing Enter …. Right … now… at this … exact moment…here I go … DAMMIT!!”

I need to bring @Locket44 back her dildo!

 

[Locket44]

(I did do it lol)
The problem is that you used it in so many places that you can't remember where you left it



I need to wake up

 

[ban777]

The problem is that I'm not aware that I'm dreaming

I need to sleep some more

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

The problem is that the temp. in the dessert you live in is so high and you can hardly have a nap

I need to change my daily routine

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is your daily routine is to get up, stalk @Locket44, banter with her while you loose blood to your brain because your horse cock is always swollen when talking to her, you pass out and then get up and start all over again. I don’t see you breaking that pattern.

I need to get a new tool.

 

[Stanthropical]

The problem is, they don't know what you mean by "tool" at the dildo store, so they try to sell you pink, furry handcuffs.

I need to buy a hatchery cup of preying mantis eggs for my garden.

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is the kid behind the desk is high and when you just asked for that ^^^ … he did the “high” chuckle and said “What?”

I need to plant a tree

 

[Stanthropical]

The problem is that money doesn't grow on trees and someone scams you out of your money by selling you some garden weed seedlings.

I need to shower.

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is you stay in the hills off the grid so you don’t have running water. You just wait for it to rain and stand outside naked with an aloe leaf and rub yourself down.

I need to have a BBQ soon

 

[Stanthropical]

The problem is that life on Earth as we know it is over 4.5 billion years old, so it interprets "soon" as a thousand years from now.

I need to build a table for my grill.

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is you have no clue how to build anything except a paper airplane and the last one I saw you “build”, nose-dived right into the ground.

I need to learn how to fly