Game I need to/The problem is

The problem is there's a m ilk shortage and there's no milk within 100miles of you.

I need to string back up the damn tomato plants, which I've been sort of ignoring and stepping around for the last two days. FUCK MY LIFE and FUCK SQUIRRELS SON OF A BITCH GODDAMN MOTHER FFFFFFFFFFFFF SHIT FUCK DAMN FART
 
The problem is it’s nothing but lord of the rings marathon on all channels.. better start digging small hairy feet…

I need to go shopping soon
 
Problem is its not the first Friday of the month and you havnt got your check yet.

I need to file for child support termination since my youngest turned 19 last month.
 
The problem is your child is Benjamin Button and will have to restart those payments.

I need to stop believing Brad Pitt is a good actor.
 
The problem is you are El Comandante of the local fan club. You have a “Do it like Pitt” tattoo on your neck and don’t even get me started on your Brad Pitt pjs….:eek:

I need to take my puppy out
 
The problem is the song is stuck in your head not your ears.

I need to let the dogs out.
 
The problem is your outfits scream..."Look at ME!!!"

I need to wear pajamas to work.
 
The problem is your little mermaid pjs are torn and tattered… and stuff umm hangs out..dude… invest in some undies man…:eek:

I need to read my emails
 
The problem is that its closer to Dinner now.

I need to pick some tomatoes.
 
The problem is that squirrels already picked them all. And ate them.

I need to get off my ass and get more shit done, take less breaks.
 
Problem is you've stared at the bright screen for too log and won't be able to fall asleep soon.

I need to take off these stupid ass wet crocks and find dry footwear.
 
The problem is you're situated on a sinking island in the middle of the ocean.

I need to find some more beautiful sunsets.
 
The problem is it's climate change those sunsets you're looking for are bad news were getting closer and closer to the sun let's see how much longer you find those so called beautiful sunsets in the future

I need to be less enthusiastic
 
The problem is you are addicted to energy drinks so they keep you that way.

I need to weed my gardens.
 
The problem Is you planted all that marijuana thinking that’s what people mean when they say weeding a garden. Now you can’t find your tomatoes!

I need to get something for lunch.
 
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