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The problem is you live in a old Amazon box.. sure you have shelves and Wi-Fi, but stretching out is luxury you can’t afford…those boxes don’t come cheap ya know!

I need to eat some fruit …
 
The problem is you live in a old Amazon box.. sure you have shelves and Wi-Fi, but (a new phone) is luxury you can’t afford…those boxes don’t come cheap ya know!

I need to develop some creativity.
 
TPI...
You are wasting valuable time on FCN instead of being creative.

I need to adjust the fuel air mixture on my 1977 outboard boat motor.
 
Th problem is i don't know what that is so i brought a wrench instead

I need to find another way to let off all of my crazy antics
 
The only problem is you've been placed in a straitjacket, tossed into solitary confinement, and the lights have been shut off so there's no audience to see those antics and thus you'll feel depressed.

I need Trillian, not a Marvin the Paranoid Android.

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The problem is Trillian is busy keeping Zaphod from killing everyone. So, maybe she should keep doing that

I need to read more books
 
The problem is vegas is on lockdown and yes it was because of what you did.

I need to start getting prepared for winter
 
The problem is global warming will make winter seem like a day on Venus.

I need to eat this cotton candy.
 
The problem is you haven't learned how to swallow yet. interpet that anyway you want

I need to start preparing for tomorrow
 
The problem is now that it's the day after that tomorrow and you still didn't do what you thought you were going to prepare for so it's too late for you to ever do it again, causing you anguish until your dying day which won't come for hopefully, many tomorrows.

I need to stop eating fibers because of my briefs.
 
The problem is you were briefly briefed on the dangers of eating fibers and wearing briefs and you did it anyway.

I need to take my boat out this weekend.
 
The problem is when you say getting laid you actually mean to lay in bed alone, and horny tough break buddy. it's not all bad at least you get to save some money instead of paying for that hooker down the street. :D
I need more onesies
 
The problem is your closets and dressers are full of halloween costumes and you have no room for any more.

I need to understand young people.
 

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