Game I need to/The problem is

Problem is you wear one of those hair pieces attached to a hat so it looked like you babe long, flowing locks. Then you remove your hat.

I need to get a drink.
 
The problem is your drinking glass has a hole so that you can never drink from it.

I need to rest.
 
Problem is you don it like sleep because you think you will miss something so you always sleep with one open.

I need to get a new job.
 
The problem is Dildo testing jobs are allready all taken.

I need to go mark openings for a commercial kitchen hood exhaust system on a brick wall of a 100 year old historic building 3 storys up so the mason can cut the wall and have zero room for error.
 
The problem is that you're a lumberjack, not a mason, so you'll be way off and the building will be ruined, causing the entire population of the town show up at your home with torches, chains, firewood, tar, whips and feathers.

I need to book a mid-summer vacation before shit gets costlier and hope a freak recession doesn't ruin everything.
 
Problem is you find that walking to your car is terrifying. I cannot imagine you going on a trip in a metal tube. Good grief!

I need to head to the pawn shop and see what treasure I can find.
 
The problem is every pawn shop ever is stocked exclusively with haunted and/or cursed items, sure to ruin your life within a week of purchasing them.

I need to fix the broken furnace in hell because now the imps are getting too cold and the sinners are getting too comfortable.
 
The problem is that you keep shopping at the same pawn shop, buying and pawning over and over, and over... You have only $1 left.

Edit: I don't understand the prompt in post above.

I need to stop asking for vacation recommendations and advice on FCN before I get into a fucked up situation.
 
Problem is you didn’t form that as an “I need” statement so not sure what to say. I guess that is their problem?

I need to go sledding.
 
Problem is I think I know what meet you’re talking about but don’t want to assume so …. Problem is the meat markets have gone completely vegan and all the meet markets are online now

I need to wear underwear while sledding. :)
 
The problem is you are talking about Bob Sledding with your lover named Bob and he insists you go commando or he wont let you ride him lol

I need to remember why I came here.
 
The problem is nobody knows so we can't even try helping you.

I need to watch Opening Day in 3hours 17 minutes (not that I'm clock-watching)...
 
The problem is the season has been postphoned due to all the homeless camps around all the stadiums shutting down the access to the ballparks and the players cant get in.

I need to chop some wood.
 
Problem is your ax is dull as shit and your chainsaw is in the shop. You have a bayonet though.

I need to go to a nudist camp
 
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