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The problem is you just want to get fitter so when you go to the fridge at commercial breaks, you aren’t winded on the return trip to the couch. Instead of actual exercising, you count the steps to and from the couch as “walking” and track them on your Fitbit.

I need to get a new job.
 
The problem is the nudist colony isnt hiring and you refuse to wear clothes.

I need a new girlfriend.
 
The problem is there are no women on this thread so you're looking in the wrong place.

I need to write a check.
 
The problem is that bank doesn't make them anymore, so you'll have to open 400 accounts, verify 400 things about yourself at 500 banks, get four credit-checks, pay fees, give your bank UID & PW to Plaid and wait for some asshole to manually approve a payment profile in 10biz days.

I need to get a long overdue haircut.
 
The problem is that was 2 weeks ago and you still havnt done it.

I need to go fishing
 
The problem is that they revoked your fishing license, because they spotted you talking to fish and doing weird things to fish which they refuse to describe in their reports.

I need to take a few days off to get my Spring agendas and plans completed.
 
The problem is the weather around here isnt like spring its like February.

I need to fly to Florida and drive my elderly parents back home.
 
The problem is your parents thought the reverse and flew to your state to drive you home.

I need to finish the TPS Report on Saturday...
 
The problem is you havnt started on it and tomorrow is Friday and thats the day you promised to take your wife on a weekend getaway so the only thing thats getting done is your wife.

I need to quit drinking.
 
Hahahahaba … that’s funny. Oh .. problem is you like it too damn much.

I need to find a new beer.
 
The problem is you are a Transphobe and wont drink Bud Light anymore but thats all they carry at the nude beach.

I need to filet all these fish I caught.
 
Problem is you caught them last week and you just woke up from your week long bender you went on because while you were fishing, you saw me drinking bud life on the nude beach and just had to get that image out of your head. So long story short … the fish are rotten.

I need to play an entrance theme when I walk into a room naked. :)
 
The problem is the theme is "Yakety Sax" and all that it inspires. (R.I.P. Benny)

I need to drink something.
 
The problem is that you're asleep and it's a dream, you turn into water in a glass and somebody drinks you. You then dream that you eventually end up back into the nature and rain all over a volcano crater and trickle into the opening to the lava pool.

I need to buy a house.
 
The problem is you will buy the farm the moment after you obtain the mortgage.

I need to hire a house cleaner.
 
The problem is the last time you hired one she didnt work out as she cleaned more than your house if you know what I mean.

I need to find someone that cares.
 
The problem is you won't pay the quarter back to make the call to care for your finding.

I need to take this job and shove it.
 
The problem is you work for the Mafia and that wont go so well for you.

I need to sell some AC units.
 
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