Game I need to/The problem is

[Someguy1323]

The problem is you dropped your toothbrush into the toilet, and your choice is now, use the toilet water toothbrush, use the horsetail plant like the native americans did, or use just toothpaste and swish it around in your mouth. Nothing will really work since you ate garlic and onions for your last meal....again....

I need to pay attention to this "zombieverse" series I just started like 5 mins ago.....

 

[Saximony]

The problem is you will have nightmares all night and not get any sleep and you will resemble a walking Zombie at work the next day.

I need to get over HER and realize SHE isnt all that bad and that HER is only using me while SHE actually likes and cares for me.

 

[Locket44]

The problem is that SHE is HER and that's just two of her seven personalities.


I need to be more organised

 

[swaggered]

I read that as orgasmed

The problem is, I can't read to help get you organised.

I need better reading glasses

 

[Locket44]

That too lol

The problem is that you have the strongest ones available and the next step is a telescope.

I need to take my phone off silent mode sometimes

 

[Saximony]

The problem is you have 12 boyfriends that txt you nonstop if you do your phone will catch on fire.

I need to forget about HER and be nice to SHE

 

[MuchAdo]

The problem is you put them together and you get HER-SHE kisses, wait that's not a problem

I need to stop

 

[DD_850]

The problem is you can’t stop, you won’t stop.

I need some discount codes.

 

[swaggered]

The problem is you responded to a bogus email offer, and now your inbox is full of spam and you can't find any legit codes. You thought you found a code for onesies, but it was actually a promo for an online hookup app that specialized in one night stands.

I need a night stand

 

[Someguy1323]

The problem is, every time you get one you put your really giant gold lamp on it, and the weight causes it to collapse shattering it into pieces. If only you could find a gold nightstand to support the weight of your gold lamp....

I need to make a suit of armor

 

[Locket44]

The problem is that you keep making out of candy and hoardes of fcn members keep licking it until it dissolves.


I need to bring my dog out for a walk

 

[swaggered]

The problem is your lover doesn't care to be referred to as a dog, and they'd rather just chew on a bone then go out.

I need cut the WiFi to my work laptop

 

[Someguy1323]

The problem is you steal your neighbors, and unless you cut their lines, you're stuck with it always working...Maybe if you had enough tinfoil you could wrap your room in it....but you dont.

I need to not cut my head shaving

 

[Locket44]

The problem is that it will pick up a new WiFi straight away and there is no escape.

The problem is that you enjoy it too much


I need to call my friend

 

[HellinHeels]

The problem is you're here in fcn being distracted by all the hot guys and girls and that's a hard decision to make

I'm horny asf and need to get some before I start getting violent

 

[swaggered]

The problem is that you got so violent last time this happened that now you're in a full body cast and there really isn't much you can do but lean on your motorcycle, but you have idling laws where you live and the neighbours called you in. Now you're horizontal in the back of a police car, still horny asf, and the plaster is dissolving in some areas. You asked the nice policeman to play naughty cop, but all he did was increase your fine.

I seriously need out of this meeting...who in their right mind extends Friday meetings...

 

[HellinHeels]

The problem is you've misunderstood your boss' intention of wanting to keep you late on a Friday night. If you want that raise you've gotta put in the overtime, get her on your desk and show her your skills

That advice didn't help my situation at all

 

[Locket44]

The problem is that you never listen to advise and do what you want anyway. How many times have I offered advice and offered to help with your current situation but no you just keep telling me you need the D.


I need to go to bed and get up very early!

 

[HellinHeels]

The problem is you're busy giving me advice I won't take so here....have some boobies instead

My problem has gotten worse

 

[Locket44]

The problem is that I now have your boobies which just makes the situation worse but a deals a deal


I have to drink more water