Problem is the TV show "Hoarders" is scheduled to do an epide on your garage thats full of used antique umbrellas and stacks of old newspapers from the 70s.
The problem is that you're looking in the wrong places and employ the wrong approach post 2000's with those who grew up on FB, Instagram and the likes of TikTok.
I need to get the fuck off my ass and do something productive.
The problem is that you've had so many flu shots and cold medicines that your bodys natural defenses are weak and you get sick more often and it lasts longer when you are sick.
The problem is that your medical advice is based on pseudoscience and scam money-grab conservative radio ads targeting older people who think they're patriotic, so it's no good to anybody. Not even yourself.
I need to shovel the stupid snow and salt the sidewalks before it's even colder outside.