Game I need to/The problem is

The problem is your chef is off today

I need to stop eating Christmas chocolates
 
The problem is you are addicted to Coke.

I need to get some software
 
Problem is you live in Antarctica so ice cream is not easy to come by. I’ve is though.

I need a stiff drink
 
Problem is I've drank all of the good stuff leaving a barrs shandy.

I need to make room in a garage
 
Problem is the TV show "Hoarders" is scheduled to do an epide on your garage thats full of used antique umbrellas and stacks of old newspapers from the 70s.

I need to find a new girlfriend
 
The problem is that you're looking in the wrong places and employ the wrong approach post 2000's with those who grew up on FB, Instagram and the likes of TikTok.

I need to get the fuck off my ass and do something productive.
 
The problem is you said that last weekend and you still havnt done shit.

I need to visit my Mom in Southwest Florida where its 80 degrees and sunshine everyday.
 
The problem is you have no insurance and are too young for medicare.

I need to paint 134 register grills I ordered the wrong color.
 
Teh problem is that it's a Russian laptop and there's no way to get anything Russian fixed nowadays.

I need for my cold or flu to go away by Monday.
 
The problem is that you've had so many flu shots and cold medicines that your bodys natural defenses are weak and you get sick more often and it lasts longer when you are sick.

I need to give medical advice more often.
 
The problem is that your medical advice is based on pseudoscience and scam money-grab conservative radio ads targeting older people who think they're patriotic, so it's no good to anybody. Not even yourself.

I need to shovel the stupid snow and salt the sidewalks before it's even colder outside.
 

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