Banter I would let you...

[Stanthropical]

I'd take five of them and sell them to @Saximony for $1 apiece.

I would let you rearrange, recalibrate, rebalance my 401k.

 

[Deleted member 1476601]

that’s crazy talk … the 401 is a highway

I would let you sub-zero my spine out of my body

 

[Stanthropical]

I would let you eat all my Clio bars.

 

[Deleted member 1476601]

Fuck that looks like it would feel good. Please.

is that yogurt? Idk. Sure. But not all at once.

I would give you all my work credentials and keys

 

[Stanthropical]

I would give it all to a Molbot and watch things crumble.



I would let you have three wishes, because I'm a genie, but a well-meaning genie.

 

[Deleted member 1476601]

1. erase my memories 2. … i forgot

I would let you hang out on my shoulder as a little devil all week

 

[Stanthropical]

When do I start?

I would let you pick a new car for me.

 

[Deleted member 1476601]

Do they still make pintos? Guess what you’re getting…

I would let you eat all of my brownies

 

[Saximony]

I would politely eat one.

I'd take five of them and sell them to @Saximony for $1 apiece.

I would let you rearrange, recalibrate, rebalance my 401k.

I would let @Stanthropical invest 500k of my money and give him 2% of earnings.

 

[Deleted member 1476601]

too high of a cut … unless stan moonlights as a professional fund manager…although even then…give it to me. i’ll throw it in an indexed fund…never look at it, and take 0.5%

i would let you pull my pork in about 12hrs

 

[Lilith2_0]

That’s too late for me, you’re going to have to handle your meat yourself

I would let you work for me today

 

[Deleted member 1476601]

can’t. busy watching a butt today

i would let you have today off

 

[Lilith2_0]

Then maybe I could help with your meat after all

I would let you make me a banananana cream pie

 

[Deleted member 1476601]

not a single overripe bannannaner in the house

i would let you put a bunch of my bananas in a paper bag

 

[Stanthropical]

I would see how many I can fit with the bag tearing at creases, then point and laugh at it



I would let you help me move

 

[Deleted member 1476601]

me?? help you move? what a joke. with this broken body? you can have my truck. keep it. i don’t need it anymore.

i would let you drive me around to all my med appointments

 

[Saximony]

How bout we let @Stanthropical do that for me too in your truck lol

 

[Stanthropical]

Is this a road trip? Which one of us will end up with a face tattoo?

 

[Saximony]

I would let you get one

 

[Deleted member 1476601]

i don’t need any more tattoos.

i would let you give stan a tattoo of his choosing