Banter I would let you...

I'd pretend like I shoveled it, shovel a huge boulder of snow against your front door, call you and tell you it's all done.

I'd let you do my laundry.
 
Ok but I figured you wethe dry cleaners type.

ILY dogsit my loveable 80 lb labradoodles. Bring a towel they love to lick your face.
 
I would take a rain check and sell it to you later for $5.

I would let you wash my car
 
Id take a rain check cause the hoses are froze its 4 fucking degrees

I would let you buy me a hot black coffee
 
I'd buy it and add Ferrero Rocher creamer.

I would let you post your dick in forums.
 
I'd use a square, coarse file right in front of you just to see you flip out.

I'd let you pick my brain on anything and everything for 24hrs. While we're both drunk.
 
Only thing I want is a dev api key so I can wire up agents to hammer the forums with ridiculous shit for a day.

I would let you have the keys to my head
 
I'd unlock it and let all the cats in 🐈‍⬛ 🐈 🐱

I'd let you prep your best attempt at your favorite breakfast, for me.
 
Oh man … I’ll be feeding you a gallon of maple syrup on waffles. There will be no protein powder in these sugar bombs.

I would let you meet my dog.
 
I would bring treats, toys AND CATS 🐈 🐈‍⬛ and protein powder for best, most satisfying and filling pancakes. Dog 🐕 would get a pancake 🥞 too.


I would let you take my car, motorcycle and bicycles for a spin.
 
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