Banter I would let you...

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Could you repeat that cause I don't believe my flies oh no eyes

I'd let ya sleep on my couch but not naked :)
 
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I'd politely decline the offer.

I would let you come to work with me and be a nuisance for a day while picking my brain.
 
I would decline cause I don’t wanna disturb anyone

I would possibly help you get home if you got to drunk to safely get home alone
 
I’ll use this power wisely. You will spend each day dressed in an oversized mascot costume, resembling a hot dog, directing every passerby to your hot dog stand.

I would let you take my mask off.
 
I'd take it off and replace it with a mask that's weirder.

I'd let you tell me how to live, for one month.
 
I'd BS so hard, so you couldn't even attempt to play dead.

I'd let you clean my home.
 
I'd need some context.

I would let you come for a walk with me and give you a weighed vest. And walk slower just so you could keep up.
 
Little do you know I already carry my rucksack and recognize you only suggest this "slow down" so you can blame me for the slow pace 😬

I would let you tell me what you think I may need after 2 weeks of observing me.
 
You probably wouldn't like the answer.

I would let you tell me what to do for one week.
 

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