Banter I would let you...

I'd half the best ones so you can have them too.

I'd let you cook me dinner, if I could watch you do it and judge you on how you perform
 
Then you would eat cinders because I would feel stressed af.

I would let you read me a story of your invention.
 
**grabs a stick and starts whipping you for no reason**

I would let you pull out the tree stump in my front yard.
 
You picked the right man for the job.

I would let you borrow one of my chainsaws.
 
Perfect. Exactly what I need for the stupid tree stump.

I would let you ride my motorcycle. But you gotta insure it for the ride.
 
How did I get so lucky?!

Id let you fill in for me on Keyboards for 1 song at my net gig
 
Only if I get to play irrelevant incoherent nonsense (think: annoying, unstructured noise) and get to sing gibberish.

I'd let you steal "my" cats who live in my backyard.
 
Am thinking I’d need to check the collar/chip on “your” cats or I’d be sharing a prison yard with them…

I’d let you attend my next Argentine Tango class with me.
 
I'd grill it with side of rice and veg.

I'd let you chat with my ChatGPT login for one minute.
 
I wouldn't get discouraged by that. Been let down by people countless rimes.

I would let you redecorate my living space, but you'd have do submit a plan before seeing how I live.
 
Id let you tak look at my portfolio and offer Free Financial advice.
 
I'd let you read the thread's rules, otherwise the game doesn't work.
 
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