One where everything, including us, is made of chocolate. And we can eat everything. And each other. And we grow back eaten parts overnight.
(I don't believe one bit in "alternate dimensions/universes")
If you were made of chocolate, who would you feed your hand or foot to daily before the day is over, because you grow it back overnight?
Yes, so I can make a big spectacle or other amusing thing of the event. And get appropriate shit done before that. Can you imagine the motivation and ease of mind? Amazing.