My Dearest Human, I may not remember your name, but I can imagine so many things...
It’s not just your imaginary kind eyes and warm heart that have captured this mischievous little trash panda’s affections...no, there’s something far more irresistible about you. You’ve got an ass that could stop traffic in the quietest of alleys. I may be a creature of the night, but I’m not blind, I'd say that seeing that in the dark is one of my finest finds... and every time you walk by, I can’t help but admire the masterpiece that is your backside.
I scurry through the shadows, hoarding shiny things, but nothing compares to the shine of that thing. I watch you, and it’s like the moon itself lights up just to highlight that perfect, glorious heart. How do you expect me to focus on scavenging when you’re a walking distraction? Fuck the garbage can, I'll fuck you instead.
You may think I’m only in it for the snacks and adventure, but let’s be honest, I’m just trying to stick close to the view. Call it infatuation, call it obsession, but this trash panda knows real treasure when he sees it. Even if it needs a little extra help to shine in the night.
So here I am, your devoted little rascal, ready to follow you anywhere, because, my love, your ass is truly a work of art.
Yours, tail wagging, The Trash Panda
P.S, I hope yours is waggin' too, 'cause I'm goin' in.
It’s not just your imaginary kind eyes and warm heart that have captured this mischievous little trash panda’s affections...no, there’s something far more irresistible about you. You’ve got an ass that could stop traffic in the quietest of alleys. I may be a creature of the night, but I’m not blind, I'd say that seeing that in the dark is one of my finest finds... and every time you walk by, I can’t help but admire the masterpiece that is your backside.
I scurry through the shadows, hoarding shiny things, but nothing compares to the shine of that thing. I watch you, and it’s like the moon itself lights up just to highlight that perfect, glorious heart. How do you expect me to focus on scavenging when you’re a walking distraction? Fuck the garbage can, I'll fuck you instead.
You may think I’m only in it for the snacks and adventure, but let’s be honest, I’m just trying to stick close to the view. Call it infatuation, call it obsession, but this trash panda knows real treasure when he sees it. Even if it needs a little extra help to shine in the night.
So here I am, your devoted little rascal, ready to follow you anywhere, because, my love, your ass is truly a work of art.
Yours, tail wagging, The Trash Panda
P.S, I hope yours is waggin' too, 'cause I'm goin' in.
