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Hi, my friends call me Venus. Got the nickname after Gillette. Because every man needs me. And I will also cut you.

Im a 34 yr old Respiratory Therapist. Cute enough to take your breath away. Smart enough to bring it back.

About Me: I'm like the blood bank, Im everyone's type. Hoping you like "bad girls" because Im bad at everything. I use to enjoy long walks on the beach with my boyfriend. Until the acid wore off and I realized I had been circling the Walmart parking lot for 12 hrs draggin a naked mannequin.

I can also cook instant noodles and Im a semi-professional bathroom singer.

If you are looking for a gal with personality. Then you're in luck, because I have multiple.

If we meet and you don't look like your pics. You're buying me drinks until you do.

Brave enough to take a ride on this redneck rodeo? Hit me up
 
WomenRfromVenus said:
Hi, my friends call me Venus. Got the nickname after Gillette. Because every man needs me. And I will also cut you.

Im a 34 yr old Respiratory Therapist. Cute enough to take your breath away. Smart enough to bring it back.

About Me: I'm like the blood bank, Im everyone's type. Hoping you like "bad girls" because Im bad at everything. I use to enjoy long walks on the beach with my boyfriend. Until the acid wore off and I realized I had been circling the Walmart parking lot for 12 hrs draggin a naked mannequin.

I can also cook instant noodles and Im a semi-professional bathroom singer.

If you are looking for a gal with personality. Then you're in luck, because I have multiple.

If we meet and you don't look like your pics. You're buying me drinks until you do.

Brave enough to take a ride on this redneck rodeo? Hit me up
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I'm just someguy, like every other guy but I'm the 1323rd one. I'm called someguy because that way when we hook up, you can say, well it was just someguy.

You'd be amazed at the things I can do...add, subtract, draw like a 5 yr old. Everything is pretty much standard/average about me, no matter what you hear.

I'm looking for somewoman, I would say somegirl, but to me that's creepy, I'm in my 40s for God sake!

I'm into the somereligion, but only to someextent and I hope to get someaction relatively soon. I'm pretty good at somethings, or so I've been told, and really look forward to learning what makes you make somenoises.

Let's get together and have somefun, maybe someday soon?
 
Someguy1323 said:
I'm just someguy, like every other guy but I'm the 1323rd one. I'm called someguy because that way when we hook up, you can say, well it was just someguy.

You'd be amazed at the things I can do...add, subtract, draw like a 5 yr old. Everything is pretty much standard/average about me, no matter what you hear.

I'm looking for somewoman, I would say somegirl, but to me that's creepy, I'm in my 40s for God sake!

I'm into the somereligion, but only to someextent and I hope to get someaction relatively soon. I'm pretty good at somethings, or so I've been told, and really look forward to learning what makes you make somenoises.

Let's get together and have somefun, maybe someday soon?
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Hi someguy. You sound like somekindofperfect. I could really see us clicking in someareas. Our loins making somemagic. Hope we chat soon. *giggles*
 
Hi, my name is Thalassa. My a/s/l is 52/f/Wyoming. I work as a translator for the United Nations.

I like to eat and I workout so I can eat. If you are someone who loves cooking and feeding others, you'll be delighted to meet me. I am a bottomless pit. Anything you make, I'll eat.

Unlike a lot of women, I do not like flowers. They are decomposing plant bodies. I also do not like candlelit dinners. I have trouble seeing in dim light. So please none of those things.

My hair is my best feature. Everything else is so-so. If you like hair on a woman, you're sure to like me as long as you don't look too closely at the rest of me. Of course I expect that as our relationship progresses that you will love me for more than just my hair.

P.s. I like my hair brushed nightly.

Hope to meet you soon!
 
Thalassa said:
Hi, my name is Thalassa. My a/s/l is 52/f/Wyoming. I work as a translator for the United Nations.

I like to eat and I workout so I can eat. If you are someone who loves cooking and feeding others, you'll be delighted to meet me. I am a bottomless pit. Anything you make, I'll eat.

Unlike a lot of women, I do not like flowers. They are decomposing plant bodies. I also do not like candlelit dinners. I have trouble seeing in dim light. So please none of those things.

My hair is my best feature. Everything else is so-so. If you like hair on a woman, you're sure to like me as long as you don't look too closely at the rest of me. Of course I expect that as our relationship progresses that you will love me for more than just my hair.

P.s. I like my hair brushed nightly.

Hope to meet you soon!
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Hi Thalassa, tysvm for responding.
Its obvious you want a pizza me. I could really see people rooting for us. Maybe we are mint to be?
*kissy kiss*
 
My name is Lilith, or as some like to call me, Likith. Want to guess why? ¬‿¬ ....if you guessed because I like to lick the cream out of my Oreos, you would be correct! Although, there are times it’s pizza grease or wings sauce... maybe even Cheeto dust!

But I don’t want a hookup or more. I don’t like to share my Oreos. So, back da fuk up.
 
WomenRfromVenus said:
Hi, my friends call me Venus. Got the nickname after Gillette. Because every man needs me. And I will also cut you.

Im a 34 yr old Respiratory Therapist. Cute enough to take your breath away. Smart enough to bring it back.

About Me: I'm like the blood bank, Im everyone's type. Hoping you like "bad girls" because Im bad at everything. I use to enjoy long walks on the beach with my boyfriend. Until the acid wore off and I realized I had been circling the Walmart parking lot for 12 hrs draggin a naked mannequin.

I can also cook instant noodles and Im a semi-professional bathroom singer.

If you are looking for a gal with personality. Then you're in luck, because I have multiple.

If we meet and you don't look like your pics. You're buying me drinks until you do.

Brave enough to take a ride on this redneck rodeo? Hit me up
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Hey saxy, saxy!
Because when something is nice, you say it twice.

I think my multiple personalities and yours could have one delightful orgy.
 
WomenRfromVenus said:
Hi, my friends call me Venus. Got the nickname after Gillette. Because every man needs me. And I will also cut you.

Im a 34 yr old Respiratory Therapist. Cute enough to take your breath away. Smart enough to bring it back.

About Me: I'm like the blood bank, Im everyone's type. Hoping you like "bad girls" because Im bad at everything. I use to enjoy long walks on the beach with my boyfriend. Until the acid wore off and I realized I had been circling the Walmart parking lot for 12 hrs draggin a naked mannequin.

I can also cook instant noodles and Im a semi-professional bathroom singer.

If you are looking for a gal with personality. Then you're in luck, because I have multiple.

If we meet and you don't look like your pics. You're buying me drinks until you do.

Brave enough to take a ride on this redneck rodeo? Hit me up
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J'espère que vous aurez une réponse fantastique .. Bonne chance. Muah!
 
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