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That's my kind of rabbit!
So I am sitting in chat. PM box pops up and I'm thinking,"cool, some girl wants to chat." Open it up to see, "Your pussy is so hot, I wanna slam your ass!"
I panic, put down the laptop, pull my pants down to check. Phew, the LG is still there, I thought maybe I was abducted by aliens and given a sex change in my sleep.
I guess my cock pic isn't working. Smh. I guess I'm understanding what the women have to deal with daily.
Mebbe i should have played along, tee hee.
(p.s. I understand that the guy just clicked the wrong name, easily done but I was seriously pmsl at that one)
I panic, put down the laptop, pull my pants down to check. Phew, the LG is still there, I thought maybe I was abducted by aliens and given a sex change in my sleep.
I guess my cock pic isn't working. Smh. I guess I'm understanding what the women have to deal with daily.
Mebbe i should have played along, tee hee.(p.s. I understand that the guy just clicked the wrong name, easily done but I was seriously pmsl at that one)
So I am sitting in chat. PM box pops up and I'm thinking,"cool, some girl wants to chat." Open it up to see, "Your pussy is so hot, I wanna slam your ass!"
I panic, put down the laptop, pull my pants down to check. Phew, the LG is still there, I thought maybe I was abducted by aliens and given a sex change in my sleep.
I guess my cock pic isn't working. Smh. I guess I'm understanding what the women have to deal with daily.
(p.s. I understand that the guy just clicked the wrong name, easily done but I was seriously pmsl at that one)
LMFAO!!!
TallulahBlue
Resident
ME: *squatting over cat litter box*
ROOMMATE: What the fuck?
ME: There's a big spider in the bathroom.
ROOMMATE: What the fuck?
ME: There's a big spider in the bathroom.
TallulahBlue
Resident
GF (watching news): Someone broke into the Smithsonian Museum the other day.
ME (wearing an original pair of ruby slippers): Oh, haha, really? That's, um, kinda weird. *kicks them under couch*
ME (wearing an original pair of ruby slippers): Oh, haha, really? That's, um, kinda weird. *kicks them under couch*
TallulahBlue
Resident
ME: *taking training wheels off my old bike*
MOM: You're not ready for this.
ME: I'm 23, Mom. I think I've got this.
*starts pedaling; runs into a tree*
MOM: You're not ready for this.
ME: I'm 23, Mom. I think I've got this.
*starts pedaling; runs into a tree*
