Jokes

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”
 
NOBODY wants U

NOBODY Loves U

NOBODY misses U

NOBODY needs U

NOBODY cares about U

NOBODY makes U happy,

Don’t Cry My Name is ” NOBODY “ Read it Now……!
 
PervGirl_AP_taboo said:
I sort of did the same thing when I had a room mate a couple years ago, only accidentally. Instead of rubber duckies it was my vibratortor, I’d forget to take it with me when I was done in the shower. She thought it was funny at first, but got really irritated when I kept forgetting. I was not a good room mate.
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She was irritated because you kept forgetting to invite her to use it.
 
DamianaMinx said:
We left a cock ring in our shower for an open home :D Our flatmate found it after and asked "Is this some kind of bracelet?" We just stared at him for a while until he suddenly realised it and just dropped it on the floor, wiped his hand and quickly left.
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Lol. When we had started dating, my boyfriend ordered a stack of those to keep them in different places for use. But I opened the pack before he could and my first reaction was "cool, shower curtain rings".
 
Lakeside said:
For @Spangle


Paddy is passing by Mick's barn one day when through a gap in the door he sees Eddie doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right rubber boot, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.

Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.

"What on earth are you doing Mick?" says Paddy.

"Jayzuz Paddy, ye frightened the livin' shite out of me" says an obviously embarrassed Eddie. "Me and the missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department and the marriage counsellor suggested I do something sexy to a tractor!"

Ls xx
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ROTFL
 
Man talking to his friend - "I went out dressed up as a chicken last night
- and I met a girl who was dressed as an egg."
Friend- "So what happened?"
Man - "Well, one thing led to another and the life-long question was answered....."
Friend - "What question???"
Man - ... "it was the chicken!"
 
Warning! Dirty :cool:.

A big bear in the forest taking a pooh.
A rabbit just walking by.
The bear:" hey rabbit!".
The rabbit"yes?".
The bear:"do you mind a little pooh on your immaculate White hairs?".
The rabbit:"no, it can happen"
So the bear grabbed the rabbit and whipped himself.:cool:
 
There Was A Party & The Host Was Getting Worried

Because There Were Too Many People And Not Enough Refreshments.
Host Wasn’t Sure If All Of Them Were Invited Or Not.

Then He Got An Idea.

He Turned To Guests & Said: “Will All Those From The Bride Side Of The Family Please Stand Up?”

About 20 People Stood.

Then He Asked: “And From Groom’s Side?”

About 25 More People Stood.

Then He Smiled & Said: “Will All Those Who Stood Please Leave, This Is A Birthday Party”
 
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