Jokes

[jayamal]

Once Two Persons Were Sitting In A Meeting.

1st Said: “This Meeting Is So Boring Even My Hips Are Sleeping”

2nd Said: “Ya I’ve Heard Them Snoring Three Times“

 

[jayamal]

Husband SMS His Wife: “Hi, What You Doing Darling?”

Wife: “I’m Dying”

Husband Jumps With Joy But Types: “Oh My Dear, How Can I Live Without You?”

Wife: “You Idiot I’m Dying My Hair”

Husband: “Bloody English“

 

[TallulahBlue]

ME: Shhh. It's okay baby girl, I know you don't feel well. I'm here for you baby. I will hold your hair back while you get sick.

GF: *throws up in the toilet*

ME: *throws up in GF's hair*

 

[Tdp06]

ME: Shhh. It's okay baby girl, I know you don't feel well. I'm here for you baby. I will hold your hair back while you get sick.

GF: *throws up in the toilet*

ME: *throws up in GF's hair*

LOL, joke or you did it

 

[RobbieUK122]

why do cows have hooves????


because they lactose

 

[TallulahBlue]

LOL, joke or you did it

Damn near did it, not kidding! It sounded sweet at the time, lol. She got sick and I couldn't control my gag reflex AT ALL and I bolted for the sink! TMI probably, but welcome to my life...

 

[Tdp06]

LOL, reminded me when I was a kid at school, a kid got sick,a girl witness the scene and instantly do the same...she had tomatoes, my t-shirt remembered longtime....

 

[Tdp06]

A guy ask his friend.
"Do you prefer Parkinson or alzheimer?".
Parkinson !
"Why?"
Cause I prefer to spill of my drink rather than forgetting to drink it.

 

[CrystalMarker]

why do cows have hooves????


because they lactose

This is awesome!

 

[CrystalMarker]

A guy ask his friend.
"Do you prefer Parkinson or alzheimer?".
Parkinson !
"Why?"
Cause I prefer to spill of my drink rather than forgetting to drink it.

LMFAO!

 

[CrystalMarker]

 

[Lakeside]

 

[RobbieUK122]

This is awesome!

do you want to hear a joke about a newspaper???


never mind its tearable...

 

[Tdp06]

2 guys at the supermarket bumped to eachother and started to argue.
Can't you look where you going! What's wrong with you?.
Cause I'm looking for my wife, (this photo is her description).
And you,ask the first one, what's going on?
I'm also searching my wife, but forget it,let's find yours.

 

[Kathy_Doyle]

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LOL

 

[Lakeside]

 

[Lakeside]

 

[Kathy_Doyle]

I've hit rock bottom guys. I just smacked Dwayne Johnson's ass.

 

[RobbieUK122]

i used to own a bouncy castle business...


but it went flat...

 

[RobbieUK122]

i used to own a bouncy castle business...


but it went flat...

felt a bit let down after wards