ME: Do you have any of those 3-tiered wedding cakes? BAKER: Of course we do! When would you need it by? M: Um, now. B: The wedding is today? M: No, there's no wedding. I'm just going to eat it here.
911: What's your emergency? ME: I'm scared. I *gasp* can't *gasp* breathe *gasp* help! 911: You again? Ma'am, for the last time, unbutton your pants.
GIRLFRIEND: If you're waiting for me to apologize... ME: Not at all, I'm just waiting to see if you leave any fries behind when you walk away.
TEACHER: What is the Different between Problem and Challenge???? . . . . . STUDENT: 3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem 1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge…
Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. . Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please . . . Always KISS a school teacher and she will say repeat it 5 TIMES DAILY!
Teacher: What is the difference between Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.?? Student: replied Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.
THERAPIST: What are your passions? ME: Meditating, gourmet food, and fancy drinks. T: Knowing you, I assume that means sleeping, Cheez-its, and Capri Suns. M: You know me well.
One day there was a naked man N elephant, Elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, ‘HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?’…
75 years old man got married with a girl of 15. At first night they both cried…. because, girl don’t know anything & the man have forgotten everything
What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetration, in fast acceleration that will build the next generation…
Wife Reading a Book “A Bull have sex 1000 times a year. You don’t do quarter of that”! Husband says “Does it says that Bull have sex with the same Cow”?
