Question :- What is the Similarities between Banking & Having Sex? Answer :- In both cases you will loose interest after withdrawal
Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name.
Wife:-remove my nighty. Husband:-OK, Wife:-remove my panty, Husband:-OK. Wife:-remove my bra, Husband:-OK. . . . . . . . . . Wife:-Don’t wear my cloths next time.
PETCO INTERVIEWER: We are looking for a cat person to hire. ME: *leans into my cup and drinks the water with my tongue* INT: Haha, I like that! I like your attitude! ME: *slowly pushes all the paperwork off the desk* INT: Okay, that might be going a little too fa.... ME: *squats over trashcan and pisses* INT: *presses 9* SECURITY
*Sometimes the jokes write themselves. True story: when typing out the joke above, my autocorrect changed PETCO to PETCOCK and I'm still laughing. That was funnier than my joke*
How do you know you are fat? Can't see your penis. How do you know you are really fat? You don't know who is sucking you.
ME: This is a bunch of bullshit false advertising. I've been here an hour and nobody has even touched me. GUARD: Again, not what a holding cell is for.
911: What's your emergency? ME: This guy just died in my arms tonight. 911: How did he die? ME: It must've been something I said.
That joke was thanks to you! I am a COMPLETE 80's music junkie. I had just seen and listened to your "Glory Days" post and was thinking of 80's tunes. Cutting Crew came to mind, so I headed straight from your post to this section!
*Standing in my shower* ME: I was just trying really hard to hit some Celine Dion notes. COP: We received 17 different calls that somebody was being murdered in this apartment. M: So they noticed my golden pipes? C: Their ears are bleeding and they are receiving medical attention. M: So ... they noticed! *starts singing My Heart Will Go On* C: *tazes me*
Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user … Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”. Lady : I can’t see your computer.. Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer. Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !! Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it. Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?
