TallulahBlue
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LOL - Now THAT was very clever!Holy shit
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TallulahBlue
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ME: Do you have any of those 3-tiered wedding cakes?
BAKER: Of course we do! When would you need it by?
M: Um, now.
B: The wedding is today?
M: No, there's no wedding. I'm just going to eat it here.
BAKER: Of course we do! When would you need it by?
M: Um, now.
B: The wedding is today?
M: No, there's no wedding. I'm just going to eat it here.
TallulahBlue
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911: What's your emergency?
ME: I'm scared. I *gasp* can't *gasp* breathe *gasp* help!
911: You again? Ma'am, for the last time, unbutton your pants.
ME: I'm scared. I *gasp* can't *gasp* breathe *gasp* help!
911: You again? Ma'am, for the last time, unbutton your pants.
Thank you ladies lol!
I would actually try this stunt!
TallulahBlue
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GIRLFRIEND: If you're waiting for me to apologize...
ME: Not at all, I'm just waiting to see if you leave any fries behind when you walk away.
ME: Not at all, I'm just waiting to see if you leave any fries behind when you walk away.
TallulahBlue
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THERAPIST: What are your passions?
ME: Meditating, gourmet food, and fancy drinks.
T: Knowing you, I assume that means sleeping, Cheez-its, and Capri Suns.
M: You know me well.
ME: Meditating, gourmet food, and fancy drinks.
T: Knowing you, I assume that means sleeping, Cheez-its, and Capri Suns.
M: You know me well.
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