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- Thread starter Mabal
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LMFAO!!!
Probably best to stay away from the tribe.... lol
StarFire
AngieOttawa47
Resident
OMG. Now that's funny. Lmao
TallulahBlue
Resident
Hahaha! I'm so slow. I had to read it a couple times. Legitimately hysterical!
TallulahBlue
Resident
THERAPIST: Kacey, I'm concerned. One of your biggest problems is that you have selective hearing. You completely tune out the negative. You never hear criticism and only hear things that make you look good.
ME: Thank you! You look good too!
ME: Thank you! You look good too!
TallulahBlue
Resident
(me, at Yoga)
INSTRUCTOR: You in the back, why aren't you doing any of the stretches?
ME: I am pouting because I clearly misread the flyer. I was expecting this to be a picnic with a giant talking bear.
INSTRUCTOR: You in the back, why aren't you doing any of the stretches?
ME: I am pouting because I clearly misread the flyer. I was expecting this to be a picnic with a giant talking bear.
TallulahBlue
Resident
(If I could see my future events in a crystal ball, it would probably be filled with a bunch of shit like this):
*I get an Amber Alert for a missing child*
"Okay, it's my time to shine!"
*I get in my car and back out without looking and instantly drive over the kid*
*I get an Amber Alert for a missing child*
"Okay, it's my time to shine!"
*I get in my car and back out without looking and instantly drive over the kid*
