Jokes

Penguins are the only animals that never evolved. They never learned to live in artic conditions, noticed how they all bunch up to stay warm? They walk around funny cuz their balls are always frozen. They are birds, but cant fucking fly. You ever see them slide down on their bellies into the water? Its because they slipped and they never developed arms.
 
The rain was pouring down. There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old man, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.
A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Fishing" replied the old man.
Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, "Come in out of the rain & have a drink with me."
In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a smart ass, cannot resist asking, "So how many have you caught today ?"
The old man looked at his whiskey & said. “You’re the eighth.”
 
I keep making jokes about my Dad and his Thai bride.
He finds it really annoying... and so does my Dad.

If a woman sleeps with 100 men she's called a slut,
but if a man does it…
He's gay, definitely gay!
 
A CHATTER FROM ADULTS CHAT ROOM NAMED "ICON", WAS BRAGGING HOW HE LIKED FARMS... I SAID, YOU KNOW WHY ICON LIKES FARMS?... CAUSE HE CAN GET AS MUCH ASS AS HE WANTS THERE, AND THERE'S PLENTY OF COCKS TO KEEP HIM BUSY, THE WANKER!
LOL :D:cool:

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