I had a dream the other morning. I say morning because the alarm woke me from it, so it fits better than I had a dream the other night.
Anywho, I had a dick, and it was quite glorious. It hung down to almost my knees, and it was thick, and smooth... to be quite honest, it was probably too big; too perfect. But it was still glorious. And I was running through the streets nekid, with my brand new dick flopping all over the place.
I ran past 2 elderly women, maybe in their mid to late 50's, so not quite elderly, but what do you call someone in their mid to late 50's - pre-elderly? You could tell they were society women who spent the days shopping and eating brunch consisting of cucumber peels & gluten free water. Anywho, as I ran past, I overheard one say "oooh, I need to get me some of that." I wasn't sure if she didn't notice I was a girl, or didn't care, but I thought "I could probably hit that."
I don't remember much more from there. I recall feeling embarrassed and excited at the same time - embarrassed because I was nekid, yet excited because I wanted to show off my new dick. Seriously, I wanted everyone to see it.
I do remember, as the alarm woke me, I was highly disappointed because 1. I thought I had a dick, and 2. I thought I was going to make 27% more when I got to work that morning. That's my kinkiest fantasy - to make 27% more.