Kinkiest fantasy

I had a dream the other morning. I say morning because the alarm woke me from it, so it fits better than I had a dream the other night.

Anywho, I had a dick, and it was quite glorious. It hung down to almost my knees, and it was thick, and smooth... to be quite honest, it was probably too big; too perfect. But it was still glorious. And I was running through the streets nekid, with my brand new dick flopping all over the place.

I ran past 2 elderly women, maybe in their mid to late 50's, so not quite elderly, but what do you call someone in their mid to late 50's - pre-elderly? You could tell they were society women who spent the days shopping and eating brunch consisting of cucumber peels & gluten free water. Anywho, as I ran past, I overheard one say "oooh, I need to get me some of that." I wasn't sure if she didn't notice I was a girl, or didn't care, but I thought "I could probably hit that."

I don't remember much more from there. I recall feeling embarrassed and excited at the same time - embarrassed because I was nekid, yet excited because I wanted to show off my new dick. Seriously, I wanted everyone to see it.

I do remember, as the alarm woke me, I was highly disappointed because 1. I thought I had a dick, and 2. I thought I was going to make 27% more when I got to work that morning. That's my kinkiest fantasy - to make 27% more.
 
Great Kelsey because of the 27 percent more and the fact you said neked Wich is some shit someone would say were in from.
 
As for my kinky fantasy. There are 2 cute girls at my job. Both freshman at college. Both with really nice asses. One day they were working with me to clear a storage container and I had the most intense daydream of fucking them both in the ass while bent over the shit in the storage container. Its hot as balls in those containers and probably around 95 degrees that day and the fact that we were all sweaty and dirty turned me on more. One of them said I'm a disgusting mess today and I think my dick jumped 2 in. So I guess I'm a early thirties guy who wants to fuck 18 yr old in the ass in a dirty smelly container.
 
Well kinkiest currently would be being bound arms and legs to the bed, spread open wide against my will. In my mouth there'd be a ring gag, keeping it open and tongue hanging out. Just off to the side, just slightly out of reach would be my phone, propped up so I could see it. On the other end would be a girl at the gym working out. She'd be sending me frequent updates as to how much of a sweat she's working up and how she can't wait to get home and take care of her swamp ass.
Hours later she's just jogged home. I hear her come in and the fridge open. A few seconds later she opens the door, absolutely dropping. She strips off her bottoms as she teasingly thanks me for doing this. How it's always been so hard to clean up downstairs that after awhile she'd just stopped doing it until she met me.
She'd climb up onto the bed, squatting inches above my head as the sweat trickles down onto my face. She'd spread her cheeks, revealing the most unkept wasteland of an asshole you've ever seen. She'd again thank me for helping her out as she drops down, loosing my face between her cheeks and forcing my tongue right up into the thick of her ass. She'd grind her ass on me, only letting me up for the occasional bouts of air; all the while teasing me and getting off on it.

Long story short, I want to be sat on by a really filthy ass... hey, you said anything goes
 
Mine at the moment, (they are constantly changing lol) is to have a e some with my hubby and his brother, I would love to have them DP me, I cant imagine how good that would feel to have both of their cocks inside me when they cum!
 

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