Kinkiest thing you've ever done (so far)?

Girls and guys, share your stories!

 

Had sex at an amusement park.

 

Received blow in a play house in B&Q shed display.

 

Kink is in the eye of the beholder. Someone who always makes love with the lights off thinks 'lights on' is kinky.

 

Hmm. I like it! That's realistic.

 

Had my tongue too far up an ex's ass and tasted shit

 

Phoned Spangles sex line

 

Did she talk you through doing the laundry and dishes

 

Yes in graphic detail....it was so dirty and full of stains

 

Let me guess beans mushy peas and coffee

 

Haha you know me too well already

 

I mix chocolate milk and root beer. It's fucking delish, yo!

 

Is that to drink or pour over yours or someone's else's body?

 

It's to drink. Pouring it out is a waste and messy.

 

Phew that's a relief you had me worried there for a minute. I thought you may enjoy pouring various liquids over yourself like Spangle does

 

i like Marmite but i'm sure this is the introductions thread not on the drama one

 

now thats kinky

 

Strange girl where she wants it though wow. I'm worried it will stain though

 

Tastes better on toast with butter than off louises nipples but both are fun

 

Sex in a park, at night