Lets Roleplay?(;

[Mavis_]

Lets fuck?

 

[Yaboy500]

Hey

 

[Thalassa]

Bleh bleh bleh

 

[Kian098]

I thought it was the other way, to role play

v (;

 

[Someguy1323]

I want to be the paladin. What level do we start at? How much gold and magic items do we have? Do I have to make up a background for my character or can I wing it.....


So many questions...I'm definitely game!

 

[Oldgymrat]

My mom taught me not to play with my food so roll play is definitely out

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Your tongue(s) look like chillis rubbing together!

 

[Thalassa]

Your tongue(s) look like chillis rubbing together!

I saw that too!

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

^Hehe great minds?

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Hi wanna feel mine

What? Your 19 year old barely legal cock???

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

I can give u pleasure that no one else can ever baby

I call total bullshit!

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

I was quick with this BUT still to late!!!!

 

[Someguy1323]

That's obviously his best attempt at role playing.

My paladin of Dimeter, raises his sword and approaches the goblins...in perfect goblin he says"Greeting little green folk, I see you have captured the red haired witch of Cockburn. I must request her release, as she does not appreciate your magic spear poking her repeatedly in the buttocks."
Astounded by the audacity of the paladin, and realizing they have him outnumbered 6 to one, the goblins charge to the attack. Roll initiative...

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

That's obviously his best attempt at role playing.

My paladin of Dimeter, raises his sword and approaches the goblins...in perfect goblin he says"Greeting little green folk, I see you have captured the red haired witch of Cockburn. I must request her release, as she does not appreciate your magic spear poking her repeatedly in the buttocks."
Astounded by the audacity of the paladin, and realizing they have him outnumbered 6 to one, the goblins charge to the attack. Roll initiative...

My god you know how to make a man moist!!

 

[Someguy1323]

Imagine you being the red haired witch of cockburn....and being poked repeatedly.in the buttocks..... yesass

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Can I be at your guys bromantic as FUCK, nerdy, sexy, beautifully decorated wedding please?!?!

 

[Someguy1323]

You can officiate. Church of the flying spaghetti monster style... colander on your head...at sea.... everyone dressed as a pirate. Pastafarians!

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Need an extra (And I mean fucking EXTRA) bridesmaid??? I'm so KEEN!

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

You can officiate. Church of the flying spaghetti monster style... colander on your head...at sea.... everyone dressed as a pirate

I mean.....come on!!! He had me at Church...…...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

You can officiate. Church of the flying spaghetti monster style... colander on your head...at sea.... everyone dressed as a pirate. Pastafarians!

Omfg YESSSSSSS! Scrap the bridesmaid idea, Im officiating this shit like a total boss bitch! Oh, it will be beautiful and hilarious yet sooo real and hearty! I WILL wear a crazy cat lady space cat tux!!