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That's obviously his best attempt at role playing.

My paladin of Dimeter, raises his sword and approaches the goblins...in perfect goblin he says"Greeting little green folk, I see you have captured the red haired witch of Cockburn. I must request her release, as she does not appreciate your magic spear poking her repeatedly in the buttocks."
Astounded by the audacity of the paladin, and realizing they have him outnumbered 6 to one, the goblins charge to the attack. Roll initiative...
 
Someguy1323 said:
That's obviously his best attempt at role playing.

My paladin of Dimeter, raises his sword and approaches the goblins...in perfect goblin he says"Greeting little green folk, I see you have captured the red haired witch of Cockburn. I must request her release, as she does not appreciate your magic spear poking her repeatedly in the buttocks."
Astounded by the audacity of the paladin, and realizing they have him outnumbered 6 to one, the goblins charge to the attack. Roll initiative...
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My god you know how to make a man moist!!
 
Someguy1323 said:
You can officiate. Church of the flying spaghetti monster style... colander on your head...at sea.... everyone dressed as a pirate. Pastafarians!
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Omfg YESSSSSSS! Scrap the bridesmaid idea, Im officiating this shit like a total boss bitch! Oh, it will be beautiful and hilarious yet sooo real and hearty! I WILL wear a crazy cat lady space cat tux!!
 
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