Banter LIES! All lies!

[Stanthropical]

I have 56 fingers. The excess are in my throat.

 

[Noonereallyknows]

I would never come on here naked

 

[Stanthropical]

My fingers are 67" long.

 

[Lady4CasualChat]

Not sure if I said this or not, but I love racism so much. It's freaking awesome!

 

[Busty_Nerd]

My dick is 15 inches long

 

[Stanthropical]

There are 14,004 posts in this thread.

 

[SuckMyKiss]

I am such a people person!

 

[Stanthropical]

Dijon Mustard is made by grinding together dandelions, escargot, Cognac and vinegar fermentation foam byproduct.

 

[Lady4CasualChat]

Doesn't drink liquor

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Everything is played in treble clef, the bass clef doesn't exist

 

[Hervy]

Humans can lick their elbows

 

[Busty_Nerd]

I can lick my own pussy

 

[Flare_]

I'm 6ft5

 

[Hervy]

I'm prude

 

[Flare_]

@Hervy is sweet

 

[JudithJ1337]

I shaved my bush off.

 

[Hervy]

@Flare_ is cute

 

[Jumpingj]

I can jump off a cliff and not die ‍

 

[JudithJ1337]

@Hervy does not have an alluring Fursona.

 

[Jumpingj]

I'm not looking for someone to chat me up