Banter LIES! All lies!

[Locket44]

I am in jail

 

[Stanthropical]

Jail is a perfect place to find a date in.

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

I don't drink coffee.

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

I love when people ignore clearly stated boundaries

 

[Stanthropical]

I'm a lawyer.

 

[JudithJ1337]

I earned my Ph.D. in Astrophysics.

 

[Stanthropical]

I'm a millionaire

 

[JudithJ1337]

Hey, same!

 

[Busty_Nerd]

I'm both a doctor and a lawyer

 

[SuckMyKiss]

I love watching golf

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

I'm never turned on by profile pics....

 

[JudithJ1337]

I never noticed. Lol

 

[Stanthropical]

I'm a Buddhist

 

[JudithJ1337]

I'm pregnant.

 

[Stanthropical]

I'm pregnant too.

 

[JudithJ1337]

I don't think that video is hysterical.

 

[BB77]

I model myself on the Virgin Mary

 

[Esoterix]

I’m cold af.

 

[JudithJ1337]

It's -42°F where I live.

 

[BB77]

sleeping in my warmest pyjamas tonight