Banter LIES! All lies!

[CoquetteX]

My real name is X Æ A-Xii

 

[Acetea]

No way, you're the child of ellon musk?
I am actually his cousin

 

[Snap75]

I escaped Guantanamo bay and become the first female El Comandante of my country

 

[Acetea]

I come from another dimension (be ready for the invasion boys)

 

[CoquetteX]

I like @Pppp99 's hair : D

 

[Snap75]

I don't think he looks Amish at all

 

[Locket44]

I am not at all competitive in fact I prefer to lose at everything

 

[Noonereallyknows]

I hate all the pictures that the ladies post here.

 

[Snap75]

The night that I won the Wimbledon tennis I got drunk and sold my trophy.

 

[Teamster145]

I can't stand boobies, they are gross!!!!!!
There I said it I feel better knowing it is out there for the world to see.

 

[Acetea]

I don't spend enough time on this forum...
I should certainly not stop

 

[Snap75]

I didn't just eat a whole block of kit Kat.

 

[Momo111]

I am so rich I don't know what to do with all my money.

 

[Acetea]

I'm not interested

 

[Snap75]

Spoiler: Gross out warning

I slept with the Olsen twins before they were famous

 

[Acetea]

Absolutly know how you did the spoiler things and doesn't want to know more about it

 

[Teamster145]

I invented the internet and you are all welcome.

 

[Snap75]

To delete your account

Absolutly know how you did the spoiler things and doesn't want to know more about it

 

[Acetea]

Spoiler: Was it a lie?!

Because I didn't manage to do it