Banter LIES! All lies!

[Saximony]

Im a great dad.

 

[Newoldmatt]

I am so looking forward to work today

 

[Teamster145]

I do love waking up in the middle of the night and being awake for the day so I can prepare.

 

[Teamster145]

I am a little sick and tired of seeing the ocean, I wish I was at work.

 

[Snap75]

I'm not playing with my nipple. In fact I hate my nipples touched at all

 

[Teamster145]

I'm not playing with my nipple. In fact I hate my nipples touched at all

I feel better knowing this.

 

[Snap75]

I feel better knowing this.

I'll post a pic for you

 

[Teamster145]

I am very anxious to see it. Lol

 

[SuckMyKiss]

I just love wearing a bra!

 

[Busty_Nerd]

I just love wearing a bra!

That's not even a believable lie lol.

 

[Locket44]

I am too innocent for this place

 

[Teamster145]

I am here to remind people to extend the warranty on their car. I want to protect people from unexpected repair costs.

 

[CoquetteX]

My phone is not full with memes pfff

 

[Teamster145]

I am not interested in any of the women on this site, sexually or otherwise....

For once, we agree on something. I am exactly the same way.

 

[Saximony]

I hate Beer.

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

I hate beef jerky