Banter LIES! All lies!

[Saximony]

Real sex is over rated

 

[Shyguy_87]

I love my job...

 

[Snap75]

I still love my wife and wouldn't want anything bad to happen.

 

[Acetea]

I'm fresh as an icicle from sleeping so well

 

[Steve1972]

I love me

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

You can always trust anything someone tells you about another person.

 

[Shyguy_87]

I never get distracted and stay on task..

 

[stoneyBBW]

I dont smoke drugs

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

I'm ok

 

[ohmibod]

I hate @GrumpyPigeon

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

I can't fucking stand coffee.

 

[J0DIE]

I'm doing ok today

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

I'm always someone's first choice for anything.

 

[Snap75]

I've had sex every day for the last 2 years. Except for 1 day.

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

I never look at the pictures posted on the forums.

 

[ohmibod]

I don't secretly love @VintageVixen

 

[Lady4CasualChat]

I hate cooking!

 

[Stanthropical]

I'm 27 feet tall.

 

[Hervy]

I have a 4th nipple.