Banter LIES! All lies!

[JudithJ1337]

I'm 007's side chick.

 

[BB77]

I'm 007

 

[ohmibod]

I love pizza ! ...................

 

[JudithJ1337]

I love pizza ! ...................

Time out...

WHAT!?!?!?!?!?

 

[ohmibod]

yeap ..........
I don t need a coffee

 

[JudithJ1337]

Coffee is required for me to function.

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Coffee is required for me to function.

Wait, this is a lie? Lol!

Thread: I ALWAYS drive the speed limit or below.

 

[Peony8317]

I had sex with Jon Bon Jovi back in the day

 

[Grimly_Fiendish]

I shared a joint with Val Kilmer just after he wrapped shooting on The Doors

 

[Stanthropical]

I'm a doorway to heaven and hell.

 

[JudithJ1337]

I didn't cum this evening.

 

[Hervy]

Nobody likes me

 

[Deleted member 133968]

I hate FCN.

 

[Apricot]

My boobs are huge

 

[Hervy]

@Apricot is not lying

 

[Apricot]

@Hervy has had a come to Jesus moment upon seeing my huge boobs.

 

[Deleted member 133968]

Boobs of any size have no effect on me

 

[Apricot]

I am only attracted to men with micro penises.

 

[Hervy]

@Apricot is my new prophet

 

[Deleted member 133968]

I don't find women sexy at all...bleh