*Lilly's Random Questions*

Do you usually watch thread responses only instead of responding?

  • Yes

    Votes: 15 10.5%

  • No

    Votes: 30 21.0%

  • Mixed

    Votes: 98 68.5%
  • Total voters
    143
PheonixxxMonroe said:
They have been found by GET THIS ... THE POLICE who came to search my home due to a shady neighbour as they had reason to believe I might be concealing drugs for him ... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKK?!

I'd only gotten home about 10 minutes prior and kicked my work pants off (like I do 1st thing when I get home every day) when there was a heavy knock on the door that scared the living shit out of me and made me jump. I was expecting a friend to drop in but not for another half hour and yelled out "YOU SCARED THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME! GIMME A SEC, I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS" I hear a man voice say something along the lines of This is the blablaville or other police, can you please come to the door and I legit thought it was my friend fucking around and laughed really loud and said "HAHA GOOD ONE DICKHEAD, I KNOW IT'S YOU MAN" and it went quiet for a bit before there was a really big, loud angry sounding *KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK* again to which I yell out "FOR FUCKS SAKE, CAN I JUST GET MY BLOODY PANTS ON FIRST?"

I scrambled to get them on then went to the door with a big goofy sarcastic smile on my face and opened it up as I said "YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT" and I see the straight poker faces of 4 real Police officers in uniform standing at my door ... omg!

I felt so silly and explained I thought they were my friend having a laugh and they told me that they had a warrant to search the premises in relation to my next door neighbor being arrested for apparently having drugs stashed in his home and they said they had reason to believe that he could be concealing them in my house!! (I don't know or ever see him around so I was confused and offended!)

They handed me papers to read over and I asked to ring a close family friend who is a lawyer and found out my rights but also found out that their paperwork was legit and that I'd have to comply and allow them to search.

They gave me the options of either stand outside and wait or I could be inside and watch them basically go through all my stuff! I had nothing illegal in my house whatsoever but my immediate thought was OMFG THEY'RE GOING TO FIND MY TOY COLLECTION!!!!

So I decided to wait outside and save myself the moment a bunch of men could potentially find my toy box. It would be all sorts of awkward if I was in the room and I could just imagine what a strange moment that would be.

I hoped really hard that they wouldn't be TOO thorough BUT THEY WERE and next minute the Feds pull up in the driveway and 6 officers were all in my place! 5 of them searching FUCKING EVERYWHERE while number 6 VIDEO . TAPED .THE . WHOLE . FUCKING . THING!!!

It was the longest half hour of my life and they were really professional about it all and knew there was a big chance I had nothing to do with it but had to do their jobs.

A female cop turned up and waited outside with me. We hsd a really friendly chat and a laugh while I waited. She recorded all my ID details etc and asked me to sign something and they all finally left.

SIGH OF RELIEF! I was thinking MAYBE THEY DIDN'T EVEN FIND THE MEDIUM SIZED "TOOL"BOX I KEPT STASHED AWAY SOMEWHERE PRETTY INCONSPICUOUS but guess what Fuckers & Fuckettes?! They DID!

All the contents of ALL my cupboards and drawers had been removed! The place looked like it had just been robbed! I had to put everything they pulled out back away again.

I knew they found my box cause it was in a completely different place no where near where I always kept it and lid was ajar!!

They were extremely professional and as they all walked past me to leave there was no sign on their faces that these 6 male cops had just stumbled apon my naughty pride and joy so that made it Feel a little easier.

I still died a few deaths inside cause as confident as I am about my sexual appetite, my collection had always been my little secret indulgence that nobody else was supposed to know but me.

I was a bit paranoid thinking that 6 men now knew just how kinky I am!! I wondered if they ever saw me in the street if they would recognise me as that red head chic with all the freaky toys?n It was so weird knowing they knew.

My friend did eventually turn up and brought wine and we drank, got tipsy and laughed about the whole ordeal in the end!
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Fucking dying reading this. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Thanks for the detailed and vivid recap. Lololololol
 
LillyK99 said:
When did you take yourself too seriously?
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Hmmm probably never because just never really wanted to be so serious on myself that I didn't enjoy life. If I had to say anything about me being serious would be kinda now with dieting and managing my health with my health problems but even then I'm not too serious with it either just depends.
 
LillyK99 said:
Do you tend to be stubborn? Stories wanted!!
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I'm quite stubborn. Not as stubborn as I was when I was younger, but definitely a trait I'm working to be better about (i.e., be less stubborn).

Story about me being stubborn... I was in my early 20s on a date. I went to pull into a parking space at a restaurant. There were four guys standing there taking up the space I was pulling in along with the space next to it. I rolled down the window and (from what I recall) asked them nicely to step out of the way. They said "Nah man, go find another parking space." While I could have easily just found another space and put it behind me, I instead decided to start verbally sparring with them. It got pretty heated and I started to get out of the car. My date pleaded with me to stay in the car and drive away. After all it was 4 vs. 1 and I had no chance. Thanks to her I did stay in the car and drive off. Definitely not my best date night!
 
Slopps said:
It's impossible to have just one!
Cookies in the morning, Chocolate bars if lunch is too far away, dark chocolate after lunch, salami during the apéririf, chips in the evening... To list a few....
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Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, this man before us does lie! You've all seen his toned unit and there's not an once of fat on it.
 
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