hang out at FCN for as long as you possibly can. You'll make a love connection.
Sex should always happen on the 1st date
I wouldn't call that terrible advice lolz
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Garth888
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Always pick out your tattoos whens your drunk!
How to become a world class serial killer: practice practice practice 
You should definitely never wear sunscreen to the beach in Florida in the middle of august , especially if you look like Casper the friendly ghost, because the sun is a pussy , and you my friend are definitely stronger than the sun.
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Morella
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Always believe what people say, no one ever lies.
Always put raw chicken on top of raw beef ..really adds that special flavor of chaos to the meat
Definitely stick your dick in the wood chipper ..watch the magic happen right before your eyes
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xDawnBBW
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He stalks and obsesses over you because he really loves you. Marry him
You should totally sleep with her ..even though her vagina is like a kangaroos pouch
You should totally tell a shark to go fuck himself if you want to survive an attack ..sharks dont like being cussed at and cower away like little scaredy cats
You should totally marry someone on the first date hell buy a house on the 2and one and get a dog by the 3rd ..that marriage will last forever